Day 1 Question:
If the stars and planets aligned perfectly for me (regardless of my current situation), the celebrity I would marry is and this is why…
This is a phenomenally easy question for me. In a previous post I mentioned that I would love nothing more than to enter into a polygamist marriage with my husband, Alexander Skarsgard (Eric Northman from True Blood), and Hugh Jackman. My husband feels totally safe in saying that he’s fine with this, because deep in his heart he believes that I’ll never be faced with this delectable dilemma. However, under the perfect set of circumstances, I think it is completely plausible that I could one day have to make a choice between Hugh and Alex. Who knows? In another dimension I might already be blissfully wedded to one of them. BUT, as much as I’d like to pick both of them, this exercise is about being honest, and honestly as much as I’d love to find Mr. Skarsgard lathered up in my shower on a daily basis, I think that Hugh Jackman would be the more practical choice for my new husband, and here are my reasons why:
1. He likes older women. His wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, is 56 years old. I’m 47, he’s 42. This means that I would CLEARLY have a chance with him.
2. He’s been married to the same woman since 1996. This clearly means that he’s a man who values commitment. Oops, I should have said “valued commitment,” because here I’ve gone and shattered his 16 year marriage all because the stars and planets are properly aligned. (Sorry, Deborra-Lee. I’m normally not such a bitch.)
4. I love a good show tune. Hugh knows lots of them.
5. This picture:
6. AND this picture:
Need I say more?
So, I’m sorry Alexander Skarsgard (‘cause I know you follow my blog), while you are one hawt, chiseled, hunk of delicious man-meat, you are not, in my humble opinion, marriage material. While I can picture walking a baby oil drenched you through a sweaty fetish club, on a leather leash, I can’t picture walking down a church aisle to you. That stroll is reserved for Hugh Jackman.