Archive | October, 2011

A Spooky Mystery for You to Solve!

30 Oct

This is the real ghost story that I promised earlier this week. I apologize for the lack of my usual  writing flair. The three-day migraine that I’m in the midst of seems to have stripped me of all creativity!

The following creepy occurrence kept me out of our basement for pretty much the rest of my teenaged years. What do you think it might have been?

Picture via trueghosttales.com

This mist is very similar to what I saw! What could it be?

As a teenager, I had an obsessive love-hate relationship with all things otherworldly. On one hand, I adored talking about and reading tales of poltergeist, demons, and monsters; but on the other hand, they scared the living crap out of me and forced me to sleep with the lights on whilst I pathetically begged my mother, in much the style of a three year-old, to sleep with me. By the time I’d turned 15, I’d read every ghost story that my small town’s library had to offer, and I’d listened in awe to every creepy story that my friends had to tell, but despite my burning interest, I had no personal ghost stories of my own to share. With my easy spookability, I’d certainly imagined ghoulish hands reaching from beneath my bed to snatch any limb or appendage that accidentally exited my covers during the night. I’d additionally witnessed demonic profiles and ghostly pictures haunting the shadows on my walls as I’d attempted to fall asleep. However, these spooks were merely figments of my very active imagination, and it wasn’t until January 1, 1980 that I had my first, and thankfully only, supernatural experience.

I remember the exact date because it was the last day of my winter break from school, and like most 15 year-olds, I’d put off doing any homework until the last possible moment. I’d gathered my books and headed downstairs to my usual study spot, our basement rec room. I’d just spread my school stuff out on half of the ping-pong table and settled into a chair swiped from the card table when I felt a swift, icy breeze sweep across my back and neck. Adrenaline shot through me and the hair on my arms instantly rose. I scanned the room for the source. The basement was completely underground making a wind of any temperature impossible. Our house was still decorated for the holidays, and I watched in terror as the wind that touched my neck ruffled the Christmas cards arranged atop a bookshelf on the opposite wall. From the shelf my eyes were instantly drawn to the slightly swaying branches of the Christmas tree situated in the corner directly beneath my bedroom. A cold, horror filled me as a foggy mist began surrounding the tree. The mist weaved and moved through the branches, and condensed around the nativity scene arranged on the tree’s skirt. My mother had long ago painted the figures for this crèche in a ceramics class, and my father had crafted the wooden stable that housed Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. Atop the stable’s entrance was an angel. I stared in disbelief as the ethereal fog thickened around it. I tried to call out to my mother, but no words would escape my lips as I watched the tiny cherub shake and rock from side-to-side. I remained frozen, feeling an overwhelming sense of evil, as its quaking and quivering continued. Finally, the angel dropped from the nail that it had once securely held it and hit the carpeted floor. It was then that I was released from my stiffness; then that I could scream and run breathlessly up the stairs to the security of my family.

At first, my parents naturally blamed my experience on my overactive imagination and my above average desire to put off schoolwork, but I think my mom eventually began to believe my tale after several sleepless weeks of being called to my room in the middle of the night. My friends thought my encounter was awesome and all had their theories about what I had seen. Was it a ghost? A demon? What do you think?

Have you ever had a ghostly encounter? Tell me about it.

Meet My Daughter…

25 Oct

My daughter rests after fighting off an evil intruder. Photo by Owen Rye

Remain calm. Don’t freak out. All is well, I promise. The fact that I have yet to use an exclamation point proves that I’m not upset. This is not a murder scene. In fact, my daughter, who appears to be the victim, was having a difficult time not laughing when this shot was taken. That girl is one tough cookie! (See, that interjection was a positive one.) She’s only momentarily resting in that disgusting pool of gore after fighting off an intruder, and you can best believe that the poor bastard left with aching junk and a depleted blood supply. Like I said, my kid is tough.

This picture is a still shot from a short flick that her film-student boyfriend, Owen made for one of his classes. Thankfully, this film was made at his house. I’m all for creative expression, but copious amounts of fake blood are not allowed in the confines of my home. They can spray and splatter my yard and driveway until Dexter comes to investigate, but one drop of that stuff on my hardwood floors and I’ll freak!

With my favorite holiday only six days away, I have several Halloween posts in the making, including a REAL ghost story that happened to me! I may even be tempted to vlog again, once I figure out what my costume’s going to be! Stay tuned!

Do you like horror flicks? What type? (I’m a psychological thriller kinda girl—no blood and gore for me!) What will you be watching this Halloween?

Come one! Come all! See the Fiasco that is Sprinkles! (and find out her guilty pleasures!)

21 Oct

Bring on the two-headed babies and the Gypsy nuptials! TLC is the best!!

I’ve been a totally unfair blogger. From the time that I created my blog in March of 2011 up until now, I’ve only shown teensy weensy little glimpses of what I look like and, even then, those were pictures from many years ago. This has been completely imbalanced, because I’ve been so very lucky to see what many of you look and sound like. I’ve been reluctant to share the real me with all of you for two reasons. First, I’ve enjoyed the anonymity of being able to say exactly what I want without offending friends or family and second, I really hate the way I look on camera. However, I’ve determined that these are ridiculous reasons to not show my face on here because I rarely say anything that is offensive and I am what I am; silly, overly-animated, and chubby-faced. Plus, I’ve been so terribly lazy about blogging lately that there is a very good chance that only a select few of my faithful buddies will see my video anyway!

Creating my guilty pleasure video for the chimpmunkianly cute Julie, from Go Guilty Pleasures was a labor of love and extreme anxiety! I had already seen the spooky, yet adorable, Deb Bryan, from The Monster in Your Closet talk about Buffy from her very neat closet. I’d watched the ravishingly rambunctious Renee, from Lessons from Teachers and Twits show off her killer dance moves, and I’d seen the lovely Leonore from As a Linguist share her affinity for loud music. So, I knew my competition was tough!

Before you watch, let me set the scene for you. I’m attempting to use the TV in the background as a prop to highlight my number one guilty pleasure. This involved placing my computer atop a stack of books on an end table. The glow from the television created weird lighting. I’m very chatty, so it took about 20 tries to get to the 30 second mark. For some reason, probably nervousness, I broke out in hives while making these videos, so I feel like that should give me some sort of sympathy points when it comes to judging! For laughs, here’s my first attempt:

 

 

 

Now, here’s the money shot (not literally)!

For some odd reason the audio is a bit off and after many failed attempts I can’t seem to fix it.  It’s not off on the orignal, only on the YouTube version.

Some of my other guilty pleasures include:

~ Making up words, like chimpmunkianly

~ Collecting hair products to tame the beast that lives on my head

~ Having lots of people over for dinner

~ Children’s literature (I’m currently revisiting the original Boxcar Children series.)

~ The housewares section at Target

~ Listening to very loud club music while driving

~ Watching YouTube videos of baby animals

So, there you have it! Any thoughts, aside from “Wow, Sprinkles is really goofy looking?”

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